Okay, let’s get into some inappropriate questions. Are you nervous?
No. Should I be?
Maybe. What’s a relationship rule you think is B.S.?
I don’t know, what are the rules?
For example, people might say you can’t text someone you’re interested in for at least a day after you meet.
That’s pretty much bullshit. What the fuck would you be waiting for? I don’t text anybody anyways; I just call people on the phone. I call people whenever after I meet them. I don’t put a time on it.
Fill in the blank: I love when my partner_____
I love when my partner does something nice.
What’s the most romantic thing that’s ever happened to you?
Maybe getting a flower or some shit.
Do you have a favorite flower?
You have a full day to binge-watch whatever you want—what are you watching?
It depends on my mood but, for me, the go-to is The Office. Come on, now. That’s old reliable, you feel me? It’s a classic!
What is the weirdest thing you do in your alone time?
Oh, you’re tryin’ to get real risqué. [Laughs.] Maybe, like, read a book? It seems pretty foreign to people nowadays.
Screw, Marry, Kill: Weed, alcohol, pizza.
I would probably marry weed, kill alcohol, and eat pizza.
What’s the most surprising place you’ve hooked up with someone?
On top of, like, a crane or an abandoned building.
That’s an answer I’ve never heard before! What’s something that everyone loves but you don’t?
I’d rather eat a Big Mac than an In-N-Out Burger. Unpopular opinion, I don’t care. I’d rather eat a Big Mac than an In-N-Out Burger, and I’ll say that with my chest.