Sophie Turner Annihilated Joe Jonas With an NSFW Joke About His Purity Ring and Exes


The Jonas Brothers Family Roast debuted on Netflix November 23, and it didn’t disappoint. In particular, Sophie Turner, Joe’s wife, was iconically ruthless, at one point making an NSFW joke about his infamous purity ring. (Remember when the Jonas Brothers were sporting purity rings in the mid-aughts? Ahhh, memories.) 

Turner also managed to playfully swipe at Jonas’s dating history, not naming exes but reminding the world many of them came from the Disney universe. I’ll just let her words do the talking. Read her joke, below, per Cosmo: 

“Let’s talk about the purity rings. For those of you who don’t know, purity rings are worn to demonstrate that you’re abstaining from sex before marriage. And the Jonas Brothers, they all had them. Like, I know this is a roast, and you all think I should be going after them, but I think we need to set the record straight here. No, the rings weren’t a good idea. Yes, as a gesture, they’re laughably, toe-curlingly lame. But remember—this was about more than a gesture: This was about faith. This was about principle. This was about taking a stand and setting an example. Look, Joe Jonas wasn’t just sticking his fingers in some dumb metal rings. He was sticking his fingers in costars, actresses, and even a supermodel or two.”

Oop! And Turner continued, “To be honest, Joe and the purity ring thing was kind of like a modern-day Cinderella. I mean, Joe tried to find a match for his purity rings a few times, but finally, the finger fit me. It was also like Cinderella because most of the girls he tried it with were under contract to Disney.”

Sophie Turner with the ice-cold jokes, ladies and gentleman. Game of Thrones may be over, but winter is still very much coming. 



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