Cyrus also expressed her love of being able to design her space exactly to her liking. “When I come home, I get to choose what fucking color the couch is and I couldn’t choose, so I picked all fucking three colors,” she said. “And so that just really feels really good.”
Cyrus resides in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Hidden Hills after purchasing a $4.95 million pad in July 2020, and she has lots of rooms to fill. Per the Los Angeles Times, the house is approximately 6,000 square feet and features six bedrooms, four and a half bathrooms, a lagoon-style swimming pool, and a home theater with a snack bar. You know, just your run-of-the-mill Hollywood mansion.
In Cyrus’s song “Slide Away,” she talks about wanting her “house in the hills.“ Well, she got her wish but forgot to mention said house would feature sex toys as décor. Honestly, it’s genius and a surefire way to guarantee no one copies your living room.
So here’s my next question: Where is the Miley Cyrus sex-toy home decorating show? We need all her tips and recs immediately. We’re in the middle of a pandemic, after all. If latex lampshades make you feel alive, then more power to you, my friend.
And more power to Cyrus for being this inventive to begin with. If you’re feeling inspired, check out these sex toys that (who knows?!) might be able to double as your next decor choice.