Every Famous Woman That Pete Davidson’s Been Linked To

For the fourth time, Davidson dated a beautiful woman with long brown hair and famous parents—like David, Beckinsale, and Qualley, Gerber has a parent in show business (her mom is Cindy Crawford). Their relationship was brief—they were rumored to be dating between winter 2019 and January 2020—and Davidson talked through the breakup in a podcast interview, saying, “She’s very young, and I’m fucking going through a lot, and it was before I went to rehab.” He added, “It’s just, like, she should be having fun. She shouldn’t have to worry about some dude that just has issues and shit. She should be enjoying her work.”

2021: Phoebe Dynevor 

This was an exciting crossover episode: Bridgerton star Phoebe Dynevor and SNL star Davidson. They pair-watched tennis together and sported matching silver necklaces with charms spelling out “P.D.” During a Zoom event for fans, Davidson was asked, “Who is your celebrity crush.” He smiled and said, “I’m with my celebrity crush.” Let’s accept that that is cute. 

If only it had lasted long enough for Dynevor to host SNL and do a Bridgerton sketch with Davidson playing his stoner bro character, Chad! Alas, their courtship was snuffed out after one sparkling season (well, like five months or so).

2021: Kim Kardashian 

In early October, Kim Kardashian hosted SNL for the first time to overwhelmingly positive reviews. In one sketch, in which she played Princess Jasmine and Davidson played Aladdin, they shared a kiss. Just weeks later, they were seen holding hands during a roller coaster drop at Knott’s Berry Farm. Him: the ultra-precocious baby comedian. Her: the internet’s queen and ruler. Both: intensely polarizing figures. 

Unnamed sources have claimed that the two of them are not dating, just friends. Maybe that’s true. Or maybe that’s just the spin for now. There is really nowhere to go after Kim Kardashian, except maybe to date an Obama daughter or a member of the British royal family. Check this space—we’ll be the first to tell you if Davidson is spotted near the Secret Service. 

Jenny Singer is a staff writer for Glamour. You can follow her on Twitter.